Observations I

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1) Its a good thing the Beatles weren’t Hawai’ian… if they were, “I don’t know why you say ‘Goodbye’ when I say ‘Hello’” would be “I don’t know why you say ‘Aloha’ when I say ‘Aloha.’”
2) The only two white guys to ever look good with dreadlocks were Al Jorgensen and Rob Zombie.
3) In general, in Asia, great tits means no ass, and great ass means no tits.
4) Supermarket pizza is EXCELLENT, but only if you supply the sauce, the cheese, and the topings…
p.s. and the crust…
5) It was a one way ticket to mediocrity, you could not really call heavy metal. Sammy Haggar is great, but Van Halen died in 1985. Eddy and Sammy: two great tastes that don’t go great together.
6) White Castle is a dish best served when you are intoxicated.
7) Like him or not, Obama has no clue what he is doing.
8) Liked him or not, Clinton at least played politics brilliantly.
10) Liked him or not, Bush Jr. scared the shit out of everybody.. including his own country.

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