Archie, the swinger!
What is it with all these boners and beating off in comic books??
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“What is it with all these boners and beating off in comic books??”
Aside from a few of us, most comic book creators and fans are lonely guys who live in their parents’ basement, so beating off their boners is the only source of happiness in their lives.
But then again, you are one of those rare dudes who completely had a mega hot comic book loving chick in the palm of your hand… The next question is, why do I keep being friends with dudes who can score with hot comic book chicks (The Jawa at an MP Halloween party who went to school where there were 4 dead in a famous song is MARRIED to one…)… I guess my friends rule… access to hot geek chicks (that sometimes I set on fire… :S … sorry dude…)
But then again, I don’t want to dredge up score cards… those could eventually involve buckets, Bill the Cat, Chewbacca, Village Bicycles… and other … memorables…