I am become death… destroyer of worlds!

by Mosh Pit Matt on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
in Current Depravity, Feces, Randomness, Tasteless

Last night… at 2:00 I felt a rumbling.. in my intestines.. and I got up to deliver a brown loaf…

A turd that moves planets.

But… much to my surprise.. I unleashed terror upon the land. As I reached for toilet paper… I felt a sensation.. perhaps… dizzyness? the late hour? the martinis? no no… the earth was moving! I sh@t so much that I caused an EARTHQUAKE!!!… 6.3 on the Richter Scale baby… “‘Lo, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds!” (above photo is not my turd, which I foolishly flushed to ensure the pipes were all still connected… bad.. BAD idea.. but luckily they were…its from Rate My Poo)

My Poop Rules!!!