I’ll take “People Who Deserve To Be Shot” for $600, Alex

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Laura Ripley, who has never worked, was given the [gastric bypass] operation on the NHS to help her slim down from 38 to 22 stone (532→308 lbs. / 241→140 kg).

But the 25-year-old, who receives £600 ($988 U.S.) a month in benefits, is unhappy because as a result of losing weight she can no longer claim disability allowance amounting to an extra £340 ($560 U.S.) a month.

This, she says, means she cannot afford to eat healthily — causing her to pile the weight back on.

‘I can’t afford to buy WeightWatchers crisps and cereal bars any more so I eat Tesco’s chocolate bars and packets of Space Invaders crisps, sometimes four of each a day’, says Laura, who spends seven hours a day watching TV.

‘People ask why I don’t snack on an apple — they’re cheap, but emotionally I don’t always feel like an apple.’

more at Mail Online

Lest you think I’m picking on all fat women — no.  This societal leech has the audacity to whine and complain that she can’t “afford” to eat healthily when the truth of the matter is, she doesn’t want to.

“I don’t always feel like an apple.” What the fuck?  Because of her “feelings”, she’s sucked the teat of British taxpayers for years, got them to pay for her gastric bypass surgery, and now whines that she got her benefits cut, and she and her unemployed boyfriend can’t sponge off the government 100% anymore.

For starters… GET  YOUR WORTHLESS ASS AWAY FROM THE TV AND GET A FUCKING JOB!!!

Secondly… MAKE YOUR WORTHLESS BOYFRIEND GET A FUCKING JOB!!!

Thirdly… EAT LESS AND EXERCISE!!! It’s a guaranteed 100% safe and effective way to lose weight that works for everyone.

I don’t care if it sounds elitist: Some people really don’t deserve to live…

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