Reduced blood flow to the brain can induce unconsciousness…

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While discussing recent health problems, Thrasher informed me that, because his unit is roughly in scale (meaning relative to his body size) with this one:

Monsters of cock!

he has been suffering from bouts of blacking out from the huge amount of blood being withheld in his enormous penis.

To which I replied: Boo face for you!! (see below)

Extreme Boo face!!!

To which he said “its o.k., I usually can’t keep it going long enough to make a difference”:

Worse than ShamWow Vince?

But I then informed him of my problem with extraordinarily large balls:

Actual drawing of MPM


but that I shoot enormous loads:

I got sperm that jingle jangle jingles!

so I figured it was o.k….

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