Presented in no particular order:
Count Dracula: “I never drink… wine.”
— Bela Lugosi, Dracula (1931)
Butch Cassidy: “What’s the matter with you?”
Sundance Kid: “I can’t swim.”
Butch Cassidy: “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you!”
— Paul Newman and Robert Redford, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Rhett Butler: “No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”
— Clark Gable, Gone With The Wind (1939)
Hannibal Lecter: “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
— Anthony Hopkins, The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Nada: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
— Roddy Piper, They Live (1988)
Max Reede: “My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.”
Fletcher Reede: “That’s just something ugly people say.”
— Justin Cooper and Jim Carrey, Liar Liar (1997)
David Banner: “Mr. McGee, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
– Bill Bixby, The Incredible Hulk (1978)
Harry Callahan: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
— Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry (1971)
Dr. Rumack: “You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.”
Elaine Dickinson: “A hospital? What is it?”
Dr. Rumack: “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
— Leslie Nielsen and Julie Hagerty, Airplane! (1980)
Princess Leia: “I love you.”
Han Solo: “I know.”
— Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford, The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Lucifer: “I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother’s feces, or we can talk.”
— Viggo Mortensen, The Prophecy (1995)
Fred Fenster: “Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.”
Todd Hockney: “Is it Friday already?”
— Benicio del Toro and Kevin Pollak, The Usual Suspects (1995)
James Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?”
Auric Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”
— Sean Connery and Gert Fröbe, Goldfinger (1964)
Frances Stevens: “You want a leg or a breast?”
John Robie: “You make the choice.”
— Grace Kelly and Cary Grant, To Catch A Thief (1955)
Dutch: “You’re one… *ugly* motherfucker!”
— Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator (1987)
Ash: “Well hello, Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you, pal. You ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.”
— Bruce Campbell, Army Of Darkness (1992)
Michael Corleone: “Only don’t tell me that you’re innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry.”
— Al Pacino, The Godfather (1972)
Jules Winnfield: “Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say ‘what’ one more goddamn time!”
— Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction (1994)
Mr. Blonde: “Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch.”
— Michael Madsen, Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Marty Blank: “I’m a professional killer.”
Paul Spericki: “Do you have to do postgraduate work for that?”
— John Cusack and Jeremy Piven, Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Mudflap: “Ow, that hurt, man!”
Skids: “It’s supposed to hurt; it’s an ass-kickin’!”
— Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Andy Dufresne: “Get busy living, or get busy dying.”
— Tim Robbins, The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Blondie: “God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.”
— Clint Eastwood, The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly (1966)
Bruce Wayne: “The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?”
Alfred Pennyworth: “Yes.”
Bruce Wayne: “How?”
Alfred Pennyworth: “We burned the forest down.”
— Christian Bale and Michael Caine, The Dark Knight (2008)
Gandalf: “So it begins, the great battle of our time.”
— Ian McKellen, The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (2003)
Mongol General: “What is best in life?”
Conan: “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
— Akio Mitamura and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Tommy DeVito: “You mean… Let me understand this, ’cause… Ya know, maybe it’s me. I’m a little fucked up, maybe, but I’m funny, how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny… funny how? How am I funny?”
— Joe Pesci, Goodfellas (1990)
McMurphy: “Get out of my way, son. You’re usin’ my oxygen.”
— Jack Nicholson, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
Indiana Jones: “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
— Harrison Ford, Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
John Doe: “Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention.”
— Kevin Spacey, Se7en (1995)
Magneto: “Let’s just say God works too slow.”
— Ian McKellen, X-Men (2000)
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