Again, presented in no particular order:
Dr. Elsa Schneider: “What’s this one?”
Indiana Jones: “The Ark of the Covenant”
Dr. Elsa Schneider: “Are you sure?”
Indiana Jones: “Pretty sure…”
— Alison Doody and Harrison Ford Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989
Vizzini: “Inconcievable!”
Indigo Montoya: “I do not think this word means what you think it means.”
— Wallace Shawn and Mandy Patinkin The Princess Bride 1987
George S. Patton: “When I want ‘em to understand I give it to ‘em loud and I give it to ‘em dirty.”
— George C. Scott Patton 1970
Han Solo: “Keep your distance Chewie, but don’t make it LOOK like you are trying to keep your distance.”
Chewbacca: *inquisitive roar*
Han Solo: “I don’t know, fly casual.”
— Harrison Ford and Peter Mayhew Star Wars, Episode VI, Return of the Jedi 1983
Private Hudson: “We’re on an express elevator to hell, goin’ down!”
— Bill Paxton Aliens 1986
Mr. Pink: “Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?”
Joe Cabbot: “Because you’re a fucking faggot.”
— Steve Buscemi and Lawrence Tierney Resevoir Dogs 1992
Woman (Mrs. Dennis(?)): “Oh Dennis! there’s some lovely filth down here!”
— Terry Jones Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975
Claire Standish: “So… academic clubs aren’t the same as other kinds of clubs.”
John Bender: “Ah… but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?”
Brian Johnson: “Well, in physics we… we talk about physics, properties of physics.”
John Bender: “So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?”
— Molly Ringwold, Judd Nelson and Anthony Micheal Hall The Breakfast Club 1985
Lt. Colonel Bill Killgore: “I love the smell of napalm
in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours.
When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one
stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole
hill. Smelled like *sniffing, pondering* victory. Someday this war’s
gonna end…”
— Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now 1979
Nigel Tufnel: “You can’t fucking concentrate because your fucking wife! Simple as that, alright? It’s your fucking wife!”
David St. Hubbins: “She’s not my wife.”
Nigel Tufnel: “Well whatever FUCK she is, alright? You can’t concentrate!”
— Christopher Guest, Micheal McKean This is Spinal Tap 1984
Forrest Gump: “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”
— Tom Hanks Forrest Gump
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Private Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!”
— R. Lee Ermey Full Metal Jacket 1987
Nathan Arizona: “Man, I don’t know they had Yodas and shit on ‘em”
— Trey Wilson Raising Arizona 1987
Joseph T. Wladislaw: “I wish I could read this, I think it’s dirty.”
— Charles Bronson The Dirty Dozen 1967
Charles De Mar: I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy. I know high school girls.
— Curtis Armstrong Better Off Dead 1985
Inspector Todd: “Don’t think Axel, it makes my dick itch!”
— Gilbert R. Hill Beverly Hills Cop II 1987
Regan MacNiel/Demon: “I know how Burke died…”
— Linda Blaire The Exorcist 1973
Lloyd Dobler: “You must chill! You must Chill!”
— John Cusack Say anything 1989
Elwood Blues: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it.
— Dan Akroyd and John Belushi The Blues Brothers 1980
Leon: Wake up, time to die.
— Brion James Blade Runner 1982
["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]
Garland Greene: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
— Steve Buscemi Con Air 1997
Francisco Cindino: Cy…
Cyrus Grissom: …onara!
— Jesse Borrego and John Malkovich Con Air 1997
(sorry, two quotes from Con Air…it was my most recently viewed movie)… (“onara”=”fart” in Japanese)
Carol Connelly: Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
Melvin Udall: Yes I do, as a matter of fact. And to prove it, I have not gotten personal, and you have.
— Helen Hunt and Jack Nicholson As good as it gets 1997
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