“I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!”
He does know his rights:
“You have the right to get tazed when trying to flee the police on a RIDING LAWNMOWER that the police officer can chase while SIDE-STEPPING.
You have the right to crap your pants upon being tazed.
You may invoke these rights at any time in your arrest process.”
“I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!”
He does know his rights:
“You have the right to get tazed when trying to flee the police on a RIDING LAWNMOWER that the police officer can chase while SIDE-STEPPING.
You have the right to crap your pants upon being tazed.
You may invoke these rights at any time in your arrest process.”