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You would have one dollar.
Proof:
By axiom you are the only person on earth who would respond to the question “would you like to see a dead body” with “sure!” instead of “what?!?!?!” or “who?!” or “no” or “no!” or “no freakin’ way!”. Thus, you are the now presumably “pluralizee” of corpses (homage to “Pluralizer of Corpses.” (a hit song by Chainsaw Enema featuring Jhudsui, 1998))… Since, despite Flemming, Bashou, and Bond Films claims to the contrary, you only live once, and since this statement was presumably made while you were still living, it stands to reason that you were only able to obtain a single dollar.
Actually, I meant having the opportunity to ask the question “Wanna see some dead bodies?”
I am glad to see that you bought the Chainsaw Enema reunion album, though, since the band officially broke up in 1996.