Lesson for men…You cannot reason with women.

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This video proves that all women complete their argument training by age four. A play-by-play will illustrate this.

Scene: Calm, relaxed male leaning in a doorway, agitated female in aggressive stance.
Female: “yes!”
Male: “No!”
-continue-
-suddenly-
Female: “I said ‘NO!!’”
Male (logically: “I said ‘no’ first.”
Female: -continued argument-
Male: -makes series of logical arguments-
Female: -takes advantage of the confusion and asserts some nonsense authority (represented here by age authority) and repeats her obvious lie-
Male: -becomes so flustered he speaks unintelligibly (but not unintelligently) , then makes first offer to diffuse situation by suggesting that she cease further comment-
Female: -continues inane rant insisting the male be quiet even after he has offered the solution of her being quiet first-
Male: -suggests she leave after she tells him to leave his own house-
Female: -with nothing left in her vapid emotional brain she storms off-

Don’t reason with women… its impossible. Eventually they become like a terminal EPROM error.

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One Response to Lesson for men…You cannot reason with women.

  1. littleant says:

    its so cute! haha interesting video… lets talk about it later ;P

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