Author Archives: Mosh Pit Matt

About Mosh Pit Matt

I am currently out of my mind, feel free to leave a message.

Through the gates of hell!

In an odd move from me, I offer this little gem. God bless America this June 6… Never forget.

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Thanks For Playing…

I’m not one to celebrate the death of another human being, but since I’m not sure this individual counted as human I will simply say:…. Please do not bother to insert coin… you cannot continue. Good Riddance. But Remember, this … Continue reading

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♫EGO sum Cornholio!!!!♫

Are you threatening me? Where I come from we have but ONE Bunghole… Is that TP you are wearing? I need TP for my Bunghole!! Found at the Faerie Vikings. Happy Easter BAWK! BAWK!

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MPM’s Day Off

The weather here in Taipei is absolutely gorgeous… I have to go to the office, but if I was Ferris Bueller, I would play hooky. So I offer this Dream Academy instrumental version of a great Smith’s song. Its helping … Continue reading

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Words Women Need to Learn to Use

When asked a “yes” or “no” type question… One should begin their answer with “yes” or “no.” They may later add more information, but answering such a question with commentary is both extremely confusing and somewhat rude. It implies that … Continue reading

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