Author Archives: Mosh Pit Matt

About Mosh Pit Matt

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Thanks For Playing…

Posted on Monday, May 2, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

I’m not one to celebrate the death of another human being, but since I’m not sure this individual counted as human I will simply say:…. Please do not bother to insert coin… you cannot continue. Good Riddance. But Remember, this … Continue reading →

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♫EGO sum Cornholio!!!!♫

Posted on Monday, April 25, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

Are you threatening me? Where I come from we have but ONE Bunghole… Is that TP you are wearing? I need TP for my Bunghole!! Found at the Faerie Vikings. Happy Easter BAWK! BAWK!

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MPM’s Day Off

Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

The weather here in Taipei is absolutely gorgeous… I have to go to the office, but if I was Ferris Bueller, I would play hooky. So I offer this Dream Academy instrumental version of a great Smith’s song. Its helping … Continue reading →

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Words Women Need to Learn to Use

Posted on Monday, April 4, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

When asked a “yes” or “no” type question… One should begin their answer with “yes” or “no.” They may later add more information, but answering such a question with commentary is both extremely confusing and somewhat rude. It implies that … Continue reading →

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The Mosh Pit Guide to Being a Real Man

Posted on Friday, April 1, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

There are lots of things that are great about being very feminine and lady-like. I love strong, feminine women who know how to BE women. But these days, I would argue many men have forgotton what it means to be … Continue reading →

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