Category Archives: EngRish

Oh, Japan… You do so crack me up!

Posted on Friday, September 30, 2011 by Thrasher

I assume this is from an English slang book? In any case, it is nice to see the kids are taking language lessons from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, though.

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Language Lessons

Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

In a new series here at TMP.net, I offer the first entry in the world of English-English and English-BAD Foreign translation posts. Today is a posting for all those pizza places that put friggin’ HAM on a pizza when I CLEARLY … Continue reading →

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Words Women Need to Learn to Use

Posted on Monday, April 4, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

When asked a “yes” or “no” type question… One should begin their answer with “yes” or “no.” They may later add more information, but answering such a question with commentary is both extremely confusing and somewhat rude. It implies that … Continue reading →

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WTF Files: I found My Thrill … until I had to assasinate you for the motherland.

Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 by Mosh Pit Matt

Speechless….

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What’s black and kind of nutty?

Posted on Friday, November 5, 2010 by Mosh Pit Matt

I found this at a local FamilyMart (a convenience store chain here in Taiwan and Japan). The Chinese characters in white are “O Ba Ma”… convenient, but they mean Good European Horse (in order of appearance “Europe Good-Horse”). (Note: Single … Continue reading →

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