Category Archives: EngRish

What’s black and kind of nutty?

Posted on Friday, November 5, 2010 by Mosh Pit Matt

I found this at a local FamilyMart (a convenience store chain here in Taiwan and Japan). The Chinese characters in white are “O Ba Ma”… convenient, but they mean Good European Horse (in order of appearance “Europe Good-Horse”). (Note: Single … Continue reading →

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Spare me my life!

Posted on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

This video …. I just couldn’t stop laughing…. I especially like the knife-wielding dude with the do-rag under his nose…. I thought this was the end-all-be all of videos like this until I found… But not to be outdone, some … Continue reading →

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Employee Branding

Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

An Unnamed HR professional with whom regular visitors to this site may be familiar recently called me for help with finding a good slogan to promote her boss and the employees of her company. Some of the following is factual, … Continue reading →

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I would like some Halogen Chicken Leg Food Please

Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

This is the EXACT reason you NEVER use Machine Translation and just “trust it….” Sorry for the quality, it was sent from a cell phone. This restaurant is in my neighborhood. I’m afraid to see what all the dishes ACTUALLY … Continue reading →

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Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the lights….

Posted on Tuesday, September 22, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

Once believed to be eradicated, smallpox is now as easy as flipping a switch! Brought to you by the folks at Fail Blog

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