Category Archives: Feces

I am become death… destroyer of worlds!

Posted on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

Last night… at 2:00 I felt a rumbling.. in my intestines.. and I got up to deliver a brown loaf… But… much to my surprise.. I unleashed terror upon the land. As I reached for toilet paper… I felt a … Continue reading →

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Eat S4!t and live!

Posted on Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

Too good for words…. I eat vegetarian meals quite often, but if I’m gonna eat something that looks like poop, it had better be meat-based… Speaking of which… keep your eyes peeled for a post on “Modern Toilet” a restaurant … Continue reading →

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Poop with style!

Posted on Wednesday, July 8, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt
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Hi! Let me shove 18 inches of “comfort” up your @$$!!

Posted on Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

But because you broke your Comfort Wipe while harassing people on a bus, I cannot give you a refund. Continue reading →

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