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		<title>The End&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mosh Pit Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At one time in life, change comes and one day that change will be the passing away of someone or something&#8230; You only live twice Once when you are born And once when you look death in the face (Ian &#8230; <a href="http://www.themoshpit.net/20100815/1936/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At one time in life, change comes and one day that change will be the passing away of someone or something&#8230;</p>
<p>You only live twice<br />
Once when you are born<br />
And once when<br />
you look death in the face</p>
<p>(Ian Flemming from Basho).</p>
<p>Shakespeare wrote the best farewell that can be given among friends:</p>
<p><strong>CASSIUS:</strong><br />
Forever and forever farewell, Brutus.<br />
If we do meet again, we’ll smile indeed.<br />
If not, ’tis true this parting was well made.	</p>
<p><strong>BRUTUS:</strong><br />
Why then, lead on. Oh, that a man might know<br />
The end of this day’s business ere it come!<br />
But it sufficeth that the day will end,<br />
And then the end is known.—Come, ho! Away!</p>
<p>Thus ends one stage of life, and begins another&#8230; come, ho!  away!</p>
<p>-MPM	</p>
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		<title>Counting Lessons</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrasher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two hundred and six bones in the human body. I&#8217;m on eighty-three. Related posts: Shameless self-promotion REAL MAN Lessons&#8230; Language Lessons
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two hundred and six<br />
bones in the human body.<br />
I&#8217;m on eighty-three.</p>
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		<title>Legs Wide Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrasher</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking &#8217;bout<br />
how it takes a special girl<br />
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		<title>How to Get Ahead in Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrasher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your head in my hands. Your torso back at your house. Who&#8217;s laughing now, bitch? Related posts: Spare me my life! Its tough kid but its life
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your head in my hands.<br />
Your torso back at your house.<br />
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		<title>Hazards of the trade</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrasher</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Straitjacket too tight.<br />
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		<title>I should be on &#8216;CSI&#8217;&#8230; or &#8216;Dexter&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrasher</dc:creator>
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		<title>An Ode&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thrasher</dc:creator>
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