Category Archives: Haiku

I should be on ‘CSI’… or ‘Dexter’

Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab- Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab! Victim stabbed twelve times.

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An Ode…

Jenna Jameson loves to take it from both ends. I watch too much porn.

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SWM ISO SF ASAP

I’m seeing a girl, but she isn’t seeing me. Stalking is quite fun.

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