Favorite Movie Quotes, Part 2 of ??

Again, presented in no particular order:

Dr. Elsa Schneider: “What’s this one?”
Indiana Jones: “The Ark of the Covenant”
Dr. Elsa Schneider: “Are you sure?”
Indiana Jones: “Pretty sure…”
— Alison Doody and Harrison Ford Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989

Vizzini: “Inconcievable!”
Indigo Montoya: “I do not think this word means what you think it means.”
— Wallace Shawn and Mandy Patinkin The Princess Bride 1987

George S. Patton: “When I want ‘em to understand I give it to ‘em loud and I give it to ‘em dirty.”
— George C. Scott Patton 1970

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I also decided to get a Titty bear…

And actually the grand-daddy of them all is here

Some things are not meant to be purchased… EVER…

-MPM

Mosh Pit Matt’s Laminated List – 2009 Edition

Inspired by Thrasher and many conversations with people who are always asking my “type” or “why do you prefer Asian women?” (and in my defense I clearly don’t have any racial preference (see below)), I have published MY laminated list, 2009 for your enjoyment.

1. Gillian Anderson — She pretty much has everything that suits my taste in women. I was never a big fan of The X-Files, but I watched it religiously just to catch glimpses of her. When people ask “what is your ‘type,’” I invariably answer “Gillian Anderson.”
2. Catherine Zeta Jones — Thrasher summed it up best. I would like to add that though her name is hyphenated Welsh, its the Zeta part that gives her the appeal she hold for me in looks…
3. Michelle Yeoh — I had not seen her until she appeared in a Bond movie. After that I became so enamored with her that I made a point of watching all her movies. Not only is she stunningly beautiful, she also has a class and sophistication that are rare in many Asian actresses today and she has a grace and beauty of movement that can almost certainly be attributed to her ability to completely mop the floor with mere mortals.
4. Beyoncé Knowles — I’m not sure why, but I think every time she appears, she looks just a little different, but its always totally awesome. I must say I’m quite disappointed that she married Jay-Z (As opposed to, say, me… or even some jobless, uneducated, beer swilling monkey-man; anyone but Jay-Z…), but one can’t have everything.
5. Winona Ryder — Yes, she’s a bit off-kilter from time to time (most of the time?) but from Heathers until now, she has just knocked my socks off. I think its the eyes and the sweet, yet, sexy look that seems perpetually plastered to her face.
6. Mimi Rogers — Another hottie I discovered through The X-Files (no wonder David Duchovny became a sex addict…) She looked so hot in that leather suit in Austin Powers, I about fainted.
7. Elizabeth Hurley — Yes, I like Bond girls, but there are too many of them. Elizabeth Hurley, however rounds out my favorite “Powers Girls.” Intelligent, sophisticated, gorgeous, forgiving. What a woman, the accent helps too.
8. Cindy Crawford — Been in love with Cindy since High School. The Superficial has a comment about her that she will be the hottest chick in the nursing home. She is aging nicely I must say. (She’ll be on here until I die.)
9. Cate Blanchett — Not only do I personally know a woman in Taiwan that looks like the Asian version of her (almost exactly, especially that look in her eyes and that inviting mouth…), I happen to think that she is totally awesome in every roll I’ve seen her in. Again, it’s her grace, her inviting but challenging look, and her intensity that drive my appeal for her.
10. Jessica Alba — I felt almost naughty watching Flipper. Now that she’s all growed up and legal-like, I gotta say WOW! Anyone that hot and mysterious-looking (her ethnicity is almost indeterminable), and anyone who can swim like she does and hold her breath that long (people who know me know what I am getting at) deserve an honored place on my list.

Honorable Mentions:

• Molly Ringwold
• Mia Sara
• Yuna Natsuo
• Jennifer Grey
• Megumi Yasu

Thrasher’s Laminated List – 2009 Edition

Ah, the “laminated list”… Popularized by the show Friends, the laminated list is a list containing the names of celebrities your partner will not hold against you should you get the opportunity to bed them.

While I’m not currently under the thumb of any such female, I thought it might be interesting to share who’s on mine.

1. Charisma Carpenter — This might seem an odd choice since the Buffy, Angel, and Veronica Mars alum isn’t even on most guys’ radar. All I know is that I fell in lust with her the first time I saw her, and I’ve yet to change my mind.
2. Michelle Pfeiffer — I don’t remember what I first saw her in, but Ms. Pfeiffer has been a stunner for as long as I can remember. While she’s the oldest woman on this list, I don’t think she’s lost anything over the years.
3. Catherine Zeta Jones — Much like Michael Douglas, when I watched The Mask of Zorro, my breath literally left my body. Unlike Mr. Douglas, I didn’t have the resources to track her down and marry her. Life isn’t fair…
4. Angelina Jolie — Yeah, yeah… Angelina’s on every straight guy’s list. But come on, we’re talking someone who’s only gotten better-looking with time. I didn’t think all that much of her in Hackers, but I couldn’t take my eyes off the screen during Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
5. Megan Fox — When Bumblebee got his hood lifted in the first Transformers movie, I got something of my own lifted. Seriously, those eyes, those lips, those abs, those huge… tracts of land. Megan’s got it all.
6. Famke Janssen — Whether playing a Bond villain or an X-Man, Famke’s tight bod and those “come get some” eyes could make a grown man cry.
7. Kate Beckinsale — You fell in love with her leather-clad Selene in the Underworld movies, but the corset in Van Helsing really took the cake. Add the British accent, and your toes curl.
8. Michelle Yeoh — This Asian superstar is another who’s maintained her allure over the years. In fact, I’m not sure time hasn’t stopped for her. Go back and watch Heroic Trio and then watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. There really isn’t much difference.
9. Dita Von Teese — Look, I don’t care if she banged Marilyn Manson for eight years, the reigning queen of burlesque is built like a brick shithouse, and I’d be willing to do things to her that’d probably get me life in prison.
10. Eva Mendes — If I have to explain why this sultry Latina is on this list, then you need to go rent a few of her movies.

Honorable Mentions:

• Eliza Dushku
• Jessica Biel
• Vanessa Williams
• Aishwarya Rai
• Gillian Anderson

UPDATE: Matt’s posted his (somewhat inferior) list, too.

Mosh Pit Matt’s Favorite Movies

Note, we will tally the votes and make a list of the Mosh Pit’s current Favorite 10 movies based on score. You will see there is some unsurprising overlap in our selections and chosing just 25 was hard and by necessity Thrasher included some classics from my list and I included some cult classics and newer films so people could have a chance to vote….

Long Live great movies!

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