WGOUT FM DJ excerpts

From a recent IM chat:

MoshPitMatt says:
Chainsaw Enema (featuring Thrasher)’s new album “Birdshit and Pus” is a hit!
Thrasher says:
And now we’ll play a record from Matt’s Oozing Wound’s newest CD, “Toe Sand”

Little Known Facts about MPM (vol. 1)

I love cowboy music.

Here is a song I like.

However, finding a full version of it online to listen to for free is almost impossible.

So, here is one you can hear well at least:

Yeehaw!

Reduced blood flow to the brain can induce unconsciousness…

While discussing recent health problems, Thrasher informed me that, because his unit is roughly in scale (meaning relative to his body size) with this one:

he has been suffering from bouts of blacking out from the huge amount of blood being withheld in his enormous penis.

To which I replied: Boo face for you!! (see below)

To which he said “its o.k., I usually can’t keep it going long enough to make a difference”:

But I then informed him of my problem with extraordinarily large balls:

but that I shoot enormous loads:

so I figured it was o.k….

Wave your penis in the air until it is covered in bees.

I guess this is why my penis is always swollen…

“Giant ‘S’”….

I’m sorry…

I can’t get enough of these kind of things these days…:

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