The Mosh Pit » Randomness http://www.themoshpit.net Home of the rank and defiled Mon, 16 Jan 2012 13:18:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Celebration! http://www.themoshpit.net/20111111/2267/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-celebration http://www.themoshpit.net/20111111/2267/#comments Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:00:22 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2267 Continue reading → Related posts:
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Where's my Cool and the Gang 8 Track!?

Hey All!!

Today The Moshpit.Net would like to send a few shout-outs!!

Today its Thrasher’s 63rd

Today is ALSO MPM’s 77th!

and we are having a party on 3F with Eye-Eater!

-MPM

O.k., Who invited Morrisey??

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]]> http://www.themoshpit.net/20111111/2267/feed/ 0 Can’t link because of emotional problems… http://www.themoshpit.net/20110929/2480/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cant-link-because-of-emotional-problems http://www.themoshpit.net/20110929/2480/#comments Thu, 29 Sep 2011 11:42:58 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2480 Continue reading → Related posts:
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]]> I had an unsuspectedly disappointing episode online today…

Headline:
Marisa Tomei: I Skinny Dipped With Evan Rachel Wood & Charlie Rose At George Clooney’s House

When clicking on this link accidentally I got the following:

Server Hangup

In response to: http://news.yahoo.com/marisa-tomei-skinny-dipped-evan-rachel-wood-charlie-152040204.html

I guess the Server has issues too…

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]]> In a new series here at TMP.net, I offer the first entry in the world of English-English and English-BAD Foreign translation posts.

Today is a posting for all those pizza places that put friggin’ HAM on a pizza when I CLEARLY ask for bacon, even using my thickest Appalachian accent.

The lesson is as follows.

 

Insert Bacon here

Now. I hope this clears things up.

(p.s. Japanese groceries, you need to learn the same…)

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]]> http://www.themoshpit.net/20110923/2472/feed/ 0 ♫EGO sum Cornholio!!!!♫ http://www.themoshpit.net/20110425/2355/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e2%2599%25abego-sum-cornholio%25e2%2599%25ab http://www.themoshpit.net/20110425/2355/#comments Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:37:26 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2355 Continue reading → Related posts:
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]]> Are you threatening me? Where I come from we have but ONE Bunghole…

Is that TP you are wearing? I need TP for my Bunghole!!

Popeholio?

Oder "Ich bien Cornholio!!!"

Found at the Faerie Vikings.

Happy Easter BAWK! BAWK!

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]]> http://www.themoshpit.net/20110425/2355/feed/ 0 Jeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmm….. http://www.themoshpit.net/20110401/2312/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmm http://www.themoshpit.net/20110401/2312/#comments Fri, 01 Apr 2011 23:40:06 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2312 Continue reading → Related posts:
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]]> Yeah, I’m too shy to see boobies…

Pit residents will recall one of our beloved resident’s long suffering Fag-Hag and one of her favorite songs…

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]]> http://www.themoshpit.net/20110401/2312/feed/ 3 Cat Food http://www.themoshpit.net/20110130/2233/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cat-food http://www.themoshpit.net/20110130/2233/#comments Sun, 30 Jan 2011 06:47:02 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2233
  • IKEA
  • Spare me my life!
  • F#(K!N Weather!!! Asian booze and Stinky food!
    • ]]>     This is a buddy of mine.

    Lovely work…

    Yum!!

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    ]]>     http://www.themoshpit.net/20110130/2233/feed/ 0     If the Force is Like Duct Tape… http://www.themoshpit.net/20110121/2224/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=if-the-force-is-like-duct-tape http://www.themoshpit.net/20110121/2224/#comments Sat, 22 Jan 2011 00:49:11 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2224
  • The Force is with us…
  • Do Not Underestimate the Power of the Force….
  • Now… if you move again I’m uh… gonna shoot ya…
    • ]]>     …Then Rebel Uniforms are like fine packing material…

    Bubble Wrap in ESB:

    Does this just give him something to do while flying around looking for Luke?

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    ]]>     http://www.themoshpit.net/20110121/2224/feed/ 0     Donuts and Fries… DEVO rocks!! http://www.themoshpit.net/20110107/2208/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=donuts-and-fries-devo-rocks http://www.themoshpit.net/20110107/2208/#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 06:24:23 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2208
  • Shameless self-promotion
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  • IKEA
    • ]]>

    Been on a New Wave kick of late… so here is my offering…

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    ]]>     http://www.themoshpit.net/20110107/2208/feed/ 0     Throw out your Teddy Bears! http://www.themoshpit.net/20101228/2202/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=throw-out-your-teddy-bears http://www.themoshpit.net/20101228/2202/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 23:45:51 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2202
  • How DO you drink through a Stormtrooper Helmet?
  • Since MPM lives out of the U.S…
  • FOX’s new mid-season lineup
    • ]]>

    Full of awesomeness!!

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    ]]>     http://www.themoshpit.net/20101228/2202/feed/ 0     WTF Files: I found My Thrill … until I had to assasinate you for the motherland. http://www.themoshpit.net/20101213/2178/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=wtf-files-i-found-my-thrill-until-i-had-to-assasinate-you-for-the-motherland http://www.themoshpit.net/20101213/2178/#comments Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:05:13 +0000 Mosh Pit Matt http://www.themoshpit.net/?p=2178
  • Spare me my life!
  • … and I’m gonna call him A$$hole…
  • “Giant ‘S’”….
    • ]]>

    Speechless….

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