Comic Book hero as the standard by which to judge: Altered, rapid healing, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin.

Badass in Yellow Spandex

Huge Jack Man: Definitely looks the part, plays it well, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, unique facial hair, (on-screen) pissy attitude, but come on… Aussies talk big, but Kiwis can still kick their butts…:

Would Wolverine allow a chick to ream out is stink-star?

Glenn (Polish city) Danzig: Definitely looks the part, punches people who get close to the stage, looks most like the comic book Wolverine, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, probably would cry like a girl if hit with anything more firm than a rubbery dildo, plus his music entered the toilet in the last few years:

Its like Lobo meets Wolverine

Mosh Pit Matt, comes back from near death in less a week each of 5 times in 10 years, and grows a beard faster than any known human, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, but has already had better, has only lost a 6-1 fight, enjoys eating raw chicken dipped in raw egg and garlic and is considered by NOAA to be an unstoppable source of greenhouse gas emissions due to pizza and curry intake:

Shake it off you pansy...

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You only live twice
Once when you are born
And once when
you look death in the face

(Ian Flemming from Basho).

Shakespeare wrote the best farewell that can be given among friends:

CASSIUS:
Forever and forever farewell, Brutus.
If we do meet again, we’ll smile indeed.
If not, ’tis true this parting was well made.

BRUTUS:
Why then, lead on. Oh, that a man might know
The end of this day’s business ere it come!
But it sufficeth that the day will end,
And then the end is known.—Come, ho! Away!

Thus ends one stage of life, and begins another… come, ho! away!

-MPM

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Welcome to the Mosh Pit

Whatever... you guys still suck..

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Go f^ck yourselves U.S. air carriers… you will all one day rot in hell for your greed. I plan on taking a massive curry and olive oil-soaked shit on the check-in counter when I finish using these miles on this trip…… so be ready!

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I don’t like to get too political on current people, but I sometimes think that President Obama has crossed some lines….

Instead of counting the number of times Ben Stein has slaughtered Bush, Obama, and everyone that needed it… I will just post the following figure.

At least people are starting to wake up and realize whats going on and rejecting some of these schemes…

it only takes .22 seconds to find that many mistakes?

You suck!

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What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

Below is a list of search terms that yielded The Mosh Pit.net in the last few days…Yugo mayonnaise.. wtf!?!?!

Today

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Don’t believe me? Check out this Google search return:

Update!:
“Yugo-mayonnaise” is now in the Urban dictionary…Don’t believe me? check it out!

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This video proves that all women complete their argument training by age four. A play-by-play will illustrate this.

Scene: Calm, relaxed male leaning in a doorway, agitated female in aggressive stance.
Female: “yes!”
Male: “No!”
-continue-
-suddenly-
Female: “I said ‘NO!!’”
Male (logically: “I said ‘no’ first.”
Female: -continued argument-
Male: -makes series of logical arguments-
Female: -takes advantage of the confusion and asserts some nonsense authority (represented here by age authority) and repeats her obvious lie-
Male: -becomes so flustered he speaks unintelligibly (but not unintelligently) , then makes first offer to diffuse situation by suggesting that she cease further comment-
Female: -continues inane rant insisting the male be quiet even after he has offered the solution of her being quiet first-
Male: -suggests she leave after she tells him to leave his own house-
Female: -with nothing left in her vapid emotional brain she storms off-

Don’t reason with women… its impossible. Eventually they become like a terminal EPROM error.

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Duuuuuuude!!

In having a rather bizarre conversation with a former frequent visitor to the Mosh Pit who just had a second baby, I suggested that her husband help with the breast feeding… I suggested that I thought his tits were non-functional but I had never tried… then I thought… I wonder if its possible. Through the miracle of the interwebs, I found my answer on Wikipidea.. source of all that is true and factual.

It is a condition called gynecomastia. It can also be a side effect of anti-psychotic drugs, but I have never lactated.. er… anyway, More information can be found here.

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Thrasher says: “The tractor-trailer is registered in Alabama. According to Kentucky State Police, the tractor-trailer lost control, crossed the median, hit the van, then hit the rock wall, and burst into flames”
MPM says: it became gay?
Thrasher says: Yeah… oh….Kiiiiinda speaking of which Homework for next class:
MPM says: “Dr. Berman: ‘write procedure ‘Bugger””
Thrasher says: We’re supposed to pick a song and give a 2-5 minute presentation of how it was significant in American culture….
I’m debating using Queen’s “Body Language”, since it was the first video ever banned by MTV, Got a better suggestion?
MPM says: http://www.ilike.com/artist/The+Outhere+Brothers/track/I+Wanna+Fuck+You+in+the+Ass
thats the only think I can think of
Thrasher says: rofl
hmmm… That was akin to my other idea of Slayer’s “Reign In Blood” because it’s *freaking awesome*, and that’s all I had
MPM says: hahahaha
ROFL
Thrasher says: The problem with the Queen song is that it’s totally unremarkable otherwise.
MPM says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwDKz0r6fY its just wrong…
Thrasher says: Are you searching YT for “ass fuck” or something?
MPM says: no, it came up as related
haha
Thrasher says: nice
MPM says: once in a while I’m looking up something totally innocuous for my students and something unimaginably pornographic comes up
Thrasher says: Interesting

Hmmm… Wonder if I can work this one in: 1991: First Rocker to Eat the Remains of His Dead Bandmate
EURONYMOUS
Norwegian black-metal band Mayhem’s frontman Dead blows his own head apart with a shotgun. Guitarist Euronymous cooks up Dead’s brain fragments in a stew with ham, vegetables and paprika, then chows down.
MPM says: ROFL
go with that, but wait
Thrasher says: Yeha, not really a song
MPM says: it didn’t necessarily influence AMERICAN culture
Thrasher says: just an interesting factoid
MPM says: sounds more like a representation of Scanadanavian living
but if you can work in an Ikea reference
I think you have a shot
Thrasher says: rofl

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