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Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:42:20 +0000

Listen to this while viewing this post….

Welcome to the Mosh Pit

Whatever... you guys still suck..

Lesson for men…You cannot reason with women.

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:54:22 +0000

This video proves that all women complete their argument training by age four. A play-by-play will illustrate this.

Scene: Calm, relaxed male leaning in a doorway, agitated female in aggressive stance.
Female: “yes!”
Male: “No!”
-continue-
-suddenly-
Female: “I said ‘NO!!’”
Male (logically: “I said ‘no’ first.”
Female: -continued argument-
Male: -makes series of logical arguments-
Female: -takes advantage of the confusion and asserts some nonsense authority (represented here by age authority) and repeats her obvious lie-
Male: -becomes so flustered he speaks unintelligibly (but not unintelligently) , then makes first offer to diffuse situation by suggesting that she cease further comment-
Female: -continues inane rant insisting the male be quiet even after he has offered the solution of her being quiet first-
Male: -suggests she leave after she tells him to leave his own house-
Female: -with nothing left in her vapid emotional brain she storms off-

Don’t reason with women… its impossible. Eventually they become like a terminal EPROM error.

If I had a dollar for every time this happened…

Thrasher — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 03:44:04 +0000

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Dude!!! Your tits work!!?!?!

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:32:48 +0000

Duuuuuuude!!

In having a rather bizarre conversation with a former frequent visitor to the Mosh Pit who just had a second baby, I suggested that her husband help with the breast feeding… I suggested that I thought his tits were non-functional but I had never tried… then I thought… I wonder if its possible. Through the miracle of the interwebs, I found my answer on Wikipidea.. source of all that is true and factual.

It is a condition called gynecomastia. It can also be a side effect of anti-psychotic drugs, but I have never lactated.. er… anyway, More information can be found here.

IKEA

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 09:06:32 +0000

This conversation started with the discussion of the tragic interstate accident near Louisville, Kentucky.. and it went to a … strange place ala Mosh Pit…

Thrasher says: “The tractor-trailer is registered in Alabama. According to Kentucky State Police, the tractor-trailer lost control, crossed the median, hit the van, then hit the rock wall, and burst into flames”
MPM says: it became gay?
Thrasher says: Yeah… oh….Kiiiiinda speaking of which Homework for next class:
MPM says: “Dr. Berman: ‘write procedure ‘Bugger””
Thrasher says: We’re supposed to pick a song and give a 2-5 minute presentation of how it was significant in American culture….
I’m debating using Queen’s “Body Language”, since it was the first video ever banned by MTV, Got a better suggestion?
MPM says: http://www.ilike.com/artist/The+Outhere+Brothers/track/I+Wanna+Fuck+You+in+the+Ass
thats the only think I can think of
Thrasher says: rofl
hmmm… That was akin to my other idea of Slayer’s “Reign In Blood” because it’s *freaking awesome*, and that’s all I had
MPM says: hahahaha
ROFL
Thrasher says: The problem with the Queen song is that it’s totally unremarkable otherwise.
MPM says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwDKz0r6fY its just wrong…
Thrasher says: Are you searching YT for “ass fuck” or something?
MPM says: no, it came up as related
haha
Thrasher says: nice
MPM says: once in a while I’m looking up something totally innocuous for my students and something unimaginably pornographic comes up
Thrasher says: Interesting

Hmmm… Wonder if I can work this one in: 1991: First Rocker to Eat the Remains of His Dead Bandmate
EURONYMOUS
Norwegian black-metal band Mayhem’s frontman Dead blows his own head apart with a shotgun. Guitarist Euronymous cooks up Dead’s brain fragments in a stew with ham, vegetables and paprika, then chows down.
MPM says: ROFL
go with that, but wait
Thrasher says: Yeha, not really a song
MPM says: it didn’t necessarily influence AMERICAN culture
Thrasher says: just an interesting factoid
MPM says: sounds more like a representation of Scanadanavian living
but if you can work in an Ikea reference
I think you have a shot
Thrasher says: rofl

I wonder what he thought about the brown hole in space…

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:10:51 +0000

Yet more uses for this catch phrase!

From the folks at Comixed

WGOUT FM DJ excerpts

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:59:41 +0000

From a recent IM chat: MoshPitMatt says: Chainsaw Enema (featuring Thrasher)’s new album “Birdshit and Pus” is a hit! Thrasher says: And now we’ll play a record from Matt’s Oozing Wound’s newest CD, “Toe Sand” Related posts:IKEA Mosh Pit Music … Continue reading → Related posts:

Reduced blood flow to the brain can induce unconsciousness…

Mosh Pit Matt — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:49:26 +0000

While discussing recent health problems, Thrasher informed me that, because his unit is roughly in scale (meaning relative to his body size) with this one:

Monsters of cock!

he has been suffering from bouts of blacking out from the huge amount of blood being withheld in his enormous penis.

To which I replied: Boo face for you!! (see below)

Extreme Boo face!!!

To which he said “its o.k., I usually can’t keep it going long enough to make a difference”:

Worse than ShamWow Vince?

But I then informed him of my problem with extraordinarily large balls:

Actual drawing of MPM

but that I shoot enormous loads:

I got sperm that jingle jangle jingles!

so I figured it was o.k….

Wave your penis in the air until it is covered in bees.

Mosh Pit Matt — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 03:20:38 +0000

I guess this is why my penis is always swollen…

Sounds like an experience I had living in the ‘Pit….

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:10:57 +0000