The Wisdom of da Yu’t's

Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

This kid ROCKS!!!

<a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/baby-loves-led-zeppelin/1jr57b34x?from=imbot_us_default" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackEvent','outbound-article','http://www.bing.com']);" target='_new' title='Baby Loves Led Zeppelin' >Video: Baby Loves Led Zeppelin</a>

♪♫ Got a whole lotta love ♫♪

Rock on kid… The Mosh Pit will live forever….

Or at least until you are as old as this guy:

<a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/old-man-rocks-out-to-zeppelin/1jr06nfnv?from=imbot_us_default&#038;cpkey=c3c5d168-92d2-4f49-a9a5-780166ea4781%7c%7c%7c%7c" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackEvent','outbound-article','http://www.bing.com']);" target='_new' title='Old Man Rocks Out to Zeppelin' >Video: Old Man Rocks Out to Zeppelin</a>

(LEd Zep probably IS this old… )

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Oh, Japan… You do so crack me up!

Posted on Friday, September 30, 2011 by Thrasher

I assume this is from an English slang book?

Japanese 'Fuck' Lesson

In any case, it is nice to see the kids are taking language lessons from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, though.

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Can’t link because of emotional problems…

Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

I had an unsuspectedly disappointing episode online today…

Headline:
Marisa Tomei: I Skinny Dipped With Evan Rachel Wood & Charlie Rose At George Clooney’s House

When clicking on this link accidentally I got the following:

Server Hangup

In response to: http://news.yahoo.com/marisa-tomei-skinny-dipped-evan-rachel-wood-charlie-152040204.html

I guess the Server has issues too…

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Journalism degrees do not require basic competence in ANYthing…

Posted on Monday, September 26, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

In a recent article about the 20th Anniversary of Nirvana’s “Nevermind,” a journalist wrote, and I quote:

Teenagers the world over let their hair fall in lank locks over their chequered lumberjack shirts, dreaming of Seattle, capital of Washington state and the cradle of the movement.

Source: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/nirvanas-nevermind-turns-20-021026893.html — By Benedicte Rey | AFP

Uhmm…. Last I checked the capital of Washington State is Olympia…

With tripe like this online, no wonder the world is full of idiots these days.

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Language Lessons

Posted on Friday, September 23, 2011 by Mosh Pit Matt

In a new series here at TMP.net, I offer the first entry in the world of English-English and English-BAD Foreign translation posts.

Today is a posting for all those pizza places that put friggin’ HAM on a pizza when I CLEARLY ask for bacon, even using my thickest Appalachian accent.

The lesson is as follows.

 

Insert Bacon here

Now. I hope this clears things up.

(p.s. Japanese groceries, you need to learn the same…)

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