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Thrasher and MPM: Animated by Mike Judge

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:36:56 +0000

Yup, this is more or less Thrasher and I do when I go to Louisville.

Would the real Wolverine please stand up

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:07:44 +0000

Those of you who know the comics, the movies, the music, and The Mosh Pit will know the answer:

Comic Book hero as the standard by which to judge: Altered, rapid healing, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin.

Badass in Yellow Spandex

Huge Jack Man: Definitely looks the part, plays it well, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, unique facial hair, (on-screen) pissy attitude, but come on… Aussies talk big, but Kiwis can still kick their butts…:

Would Wolverine allow a chick to ream out is stink-star?

Glenn (Polish city) Danzig: Definitely looks the part, punches people who get close to the stage, looks most like the comic book Wolverine, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, probably would cry like a girl if hit with anything more firm than a rubbery dildo, plus his music entered the toilet in the last few years:

Its like Lobo meets Wolverine

Mosh Pit Matt, comes back from near death in less a week each of 5 times in 10 years, and grows a beard faster than any known human, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, but has already had better, has only lost a 6-1 fight, enjoys eating raw chicken dipped in raw egg and garlic and is considered by NOAA to be an unstoppable source of greenhouse gas emissions due to pizza and curry intake:

Shake it off you pansy...

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MPM visits Thrasher!

Thrasher — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 19:48:45 +0000

A temporary deportation puts MPM back in the country for a few weeks, so he managed to elude Boss Hogg and Roscoe P. Coltraine long enough to make it down to these here parts.

Anyway, we took some time to work on the site and check out a few other things (Dirty Midgets… what?!) while he was here:

Plotting world domination by way of midget porn

And of course, one for posterity:

When you look up 'awesome' in the dictionary, this is the accompanying illustration

Safe journeys back to Ohio and Asia, my friend…

Hey, they do metal in Taiwan!

Mosh Pit Matt — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:39:04 +0000

I was shared this little gem today. Rock on .tw!

God Bless the ’80s

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:13:28 +0000

This is the first edition of MPM’s new series “God Bless the ’80s,” posts that will highlight the things I loved about growing up in the 1980′s and probably feature some rehashed TMP.net material. In this pilot edition I post a song that signifies the pinnacle of the New Wave.

Without further introduction…I give you: MPM has a soft spot…

I love this song. Corny, yes. Cheesy, yes. High school flashbacks, definately! But its one of the few high-school-type romantic songs I really like… God Bless the ’80s!

Mosh Pit Music Classics, Lobo, and the TMP.net mascot

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:42:20 +0000

Listen to this while viewing this post….

Welcome to the Mosh Pit

Whatever... you guys still suck..

That we shall not perish from this Earth…

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:00:51 +0000

God Bless America

Today is the 4th of July. It is the anniversary of the day that the United States of America declared its Independence. The people who drafted the formal Declaration of Independence had absolutely no clue what the United States would do or become. It was irrelevant. The entire purpose was to create a body of governments and lands that worked together with the people to give them the choice of how their world would be shaped and how they could shape the world.

The first bits of the text (the full text is available here)of this brilliantly crafted (though using datable language) is as follows :

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,[71] that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Others have cited this and the following document or repeated their wording (the French constitution uses BOTH documents as referent.)

What follows is the text of another document… written in response to the most important July 4th in U.S. History. Perhaps the most important date in U.S. History two times.. was the 4th of July. December 7th, 1941 was a date that has lived in infamy.. but July 4th has decided not just the fate of our nation, but the fate of all nations of the Earth. It was twice the date when people stood up, offered their lives and livelihoods to state that “all men are created equal.”

July 4th, 1776 was the date on which the United States declared independence from tyranny and oppression. July 4th, 1863 marked the resolution of the high water mark of another struggle, more costly in terms of morale, humanity, property, and suffering than any in the history of the United States. One in which the United states was faced with the most confounding, and ironic, moral and political dilemma it ever faced… before or since. This was the American Civil War. A misnomer because the Americas have seen many civil wars, but this one marked the beginning of “total war” in which every person, man, woman, and child was deprived and forced to participate in a complete struggle for survival… a pattern that continues to this day… But to its credit, and in this case, the United States prevailed, and became a strong, and though sometimes flawed and misguided, powerful beacon of hope and potential for the world.

I am not the same caliber of orator or speech-writer as he who wrote and gave the following, so I will let his words speak for themselves. :

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Despite the fact that our current government and many of those before it have abused the rights, privileges, heritage, and spirit of these two works, they have stood the test of time. On this 4th of July let us remember that it is the unalienable right of every person to be free and let us pray that governments of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from this earth.

God Bless America

Yeah? Well, so’s your mother!

Thrasher — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:54:20 +0000

You know, I have a damn good memory, but I’m not sure I could remember all of these and keep them ready for the perfect use:

I wish they’d included stuff from the “Abuse” section of Monty Python’s Argument Clinic sketch, though.

I mean, I’m just sayin’…

Mosh Pit Matt — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:00:31 +0000

Independence week post of July 2, 2k10:

I don’t like to get too political on current people, but I sometimes think that President Obama has crossed some lines….

Instead of counting the number of times Ben Stein has slaughtered Bush, Obama, and everyone that needed it… I will just post the following figure.

At least people are starting to wake up and realize whats going on and rejecting some of these schemes…

it only takes .22 seconds to find that many mistakes?

You suck!

TMP.net gets visitors….

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:03:18 +0000

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

Below is a list of search terms that yielded The Mosh Pit.net in the last few days…Yugo mayonnaise.. wtf!?!?!

Today

Search term	Views
babes and guns	2
the hottie with a gun	2
fill in the blank movie quotes from 1988	1
pamela anderson 80s	1
mosh pit training	1
*yugo mayonnaise*	1
woman with gun	1
young tits	1
pam andersons	1

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Don’t believe me? Check out this Google search return:

Update!:
“Yugo-mayonnaise” is now in the Urban dictionary…Don’t believe me? check it out!