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Language Lessons

In a new series here at TMP.net, I offer the first entry in the world of English-English and English-BAD Foreign translation posts. Today is a posting for all those pizza places that put friggin’ HAM on a pizza when I CLEARLY … Continue reading

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Hiatus

We are still around but Thrasher and I (Mosh Pit Matt) have some other things to attend to at the moment and are too swamped to post. Keep watching, we’ll be back soon with some lists and reviews and everything … Continue reading

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Gigi never brought that up in Economics…

“Hog futures: I heard that… Hogs don’t have no future. Bacon is not a career.” —Gallagher, Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties

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New Column: The Dorm Gourmet!

I currently live in a fairly tiny box of an apartment, but I have been known to whip up some tasty meals on my single burner stove and with the aid of my microwave. Its not really rocket science, but … Continue reading

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The Ultimate “too cool for you” Salad

This might be the most ridiculous sounding post I have done in a long time, but… the following salad RULES What you need: – Chinese chili peppers (in a jar, usually preserved in oil, though dry could work…), chopped into … Continue reading

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