If you have to ask, the answer is probably “No”

The question? Is it a good idea to microwave a bottle of gin?

The answer?

We’ll worship the dark lord in a winter wonder land….

This video makes me question all of my religious beliefs… but here it is, for your holiday enjoyment.

Reality check

For those of you who were wondering where I was for two weeks. I was in the hospital, quite ill because I had let myself go completely to shit.

Its a long story and more frightening sounding than it was to experience it first-hand but what I can say is:

Eat balanced, drink in moderation, get some sleep, and for goodness sakes, when you start feeling tired all the time and can’t control your eating, sleeping, drinking or anything else, stop, slow down, and talk to a doctor before it gets too late. I Was nearly dead when I went in to the hospital, and though I’m still having a hard time walking, I’m feeling a lot better.

Here’s a photo of my most important tools while in the hospital. :P

Good news: I lost 23lbs in the hospital and I look SEXY! ;)

If the Mosh Pit Crew Made Music Videos, this would be it…

This is why you drink…

Many of this guy’s posts are pretty funny. But I really liked the Aphex Twin-induced seriousness of this sublimely funny little vid.

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