God Bless America! Thank you to those serving in the armed services… Pray for peace… and lets keep our heads.

We have bionic soldiers… and they rock…. bring them home when we are ready and when they have done their part.

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Game Over

Please do not bother to insert coin… you cannot continue.

Good Riddance.

But Remember, this struggle has gone on almost twice as long as WWII, and Hitler Killed himself a month before VE day… and they weren’t fighting a wide-spread, dispersed insurgency in hostile terrain and politically unstable territory… This war on terror is not “over” or “won.” But, the unifying force of Bin Laden as leader is no longer a factor. With such loss can come division. Many smaller things are more time consuming to defeat, but less of a threat. We can only hope that what we did was, in fact, not just a symbolic feat, but a strategic one as well.

Pray for peace. Prepare for war.

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I love strong, feminine women who know how to BE women.

But these days, I would argue many men have forgotton what it means to be manly.

They either are over assertive and agressive to the point of violence, or they are panzies who cowtow to ridiculous ideas of dominance.

In celebration of manliness… I offer the first entry in the Mosh Pit Hall of Masculinity: The man with no name.

Do you feel Lucky, Punk?

How does he qualify? Let me enumerate:

1) Ingenuity under durress
2) Fearlessness in the face of death and horrendous brutality
3) Loyalty to friends, compadres, and those who help
4) Absolute and pure disdain for those who cheat him or lie to him and a willingness to cut them down when the time is right
5) Making every place the right place
6) Making every time the right time
7) Living off the land
8) Appreciation of a fine cigar

Other men on this Growing list are likely to have similar traits. But this is today’s offering.

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1. Gillian Anderson — Much like Thrasher my #1 has not changed. She pretty much has everything that suits my taste in women. I was never a big fan of The X-Files, but I watched it religiously just to catch glimpses of her. When people ask “what is your ‘type,’” I invariably answer “Gillian Anderson.”
2. Kim Kardashian— Jumping from nothing to second is this lovely specimen. I knew a girl in Japan that looked a bit like her, only not in all the same places… Sometimes my kinkiest fantasies involve Kim Kardashian…
3. Michelle Yeoh — Retaining her strong 3rd is one of my all time favorites. I repeat myself: not only is she stunningly beautiful, she also has a class and sophistication that are rare in many Asian actresses today and she has a grace and beauty of movement that can almost certainly be attributed to her ability to completely mop the floor with mere mortals.
4. Beyoncé Knowles — I don’t see this “Child” being bumped from 4th anytime soon. She’s always got it goin’ on… She’s also the only Austin Powers’ girl to remain on the list…
5. Natalie Portman — In my growing list of “chicks that make geeks drool” I have to add Padamame or PandaBear or whatever her name is… I don’t care if she’s preggers, I just care it isn’t mine! And as Harry Plinkett said “Who wouldn’t want to dock their probe into Natalie’s Port… man…
6. Ziyi Zhang — It took me a while, but after watching “Horsemen” for the 3rd time, she made the list. She has been in a bunch of good movies, she’s smart and talented, and in her role in the Horsemen, I kinda think she was playing herself… which gives her points for “Goth Chick” appeal.
7. Cindy Crawford — Never lower than 7th.. I’ve been in love with Cindy since High School. The Superficial has a comment about her that she will be the hottest chick in the nursing home. She is aging nicely I must say. (She’ll be on here until I die.)
8. Cate Blanchett — Still in at 8th is the mysterious, stunning, talented and gorgeous Cate… my previous commentary still holds true.
9. Jessica Alba — Keeping honors and moving up to 9th is the increadibly sexy and quite aquatic Jessica Alba… mmm I still dream about a trip to Palau or Rota with her…
10. Winona Ryder — Dropping to last is this Brat-packer. This year she gets added cred (and salvation for the list) for coming out as Spock’s mom!!!

Honorable Mentions:

• Molly Ringwold
• Mia Sara
• Yuna Natsuo
• Jennifer Grey
• Megumi Yasu

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This year’s selections:

1. Charisma Carpenter — Retaining her #1 spot from last time, I’m still giving the Buffy alum top billing.
2. Kim Kardashian — Yes, she’s a bit of an airhead, but those lips, those breasts, and DAT ASS! Sweet gods of Olympus, that ass… Sorry, where was I?
3. Dita Von Teese — Combining elegance with raw sex appeal, Miss Von Teese moves from the former #9 position to #3.
4. Kate Beckinsale — Moving from #7 to #4 this year, and I hear she’s supposed to be returning to the Selene role in the fourth Underworld movie. Hopefully, the skintight outfit is returning, too.
5. Megan Fox — Miss Fox retains her former position on my list, although she gave up her Transformers role due to her mouth getting her in trouble with Michael Bay. Oh well, she was pretty fine in Jennifer’s Body, even though the movie itself was kind of crappy.
6. Kelly Brook — There was really only one reason to see Piranha 3-D, and that was Kelly Brook, swimming naked for around twenty straight minutes in 3-D. This, my friends, is why the technology was invented.
7. Angelina Jolie — Angelina drops to #7, because in The Tourist, she appeared to have lost too much weight and it didn’t do her any favors. Still, Angelina’s off-days are better than most women’s best.
8. Marisa Miller — Not sure how I forgot her last time, but this Victoria Secret model is another example of women who’ve only gotten better-looking with age.
9. Evangeline Lilly — Honestly, she was the best part of the Lost TV series. She’s got that "girl next door" look that just made me want to rescue her, bring her home, and keep her locked in my basement for the next twenty years because the outside world could never appreciate our love, and… Um, sorry….
10. Michelle Yeoh — The Asian superstar also holds her position due to Asians somehow magically staying hot until they’re like sixty or something.

Honorable Mentions:

• Michelle Pfeiffer
• Jessica Alba
• Kourtney Kardashian
• Catherine Zeta Jones
• Felicia Day

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‘Nuff said…

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After his How to Finance Your Divorce one man show success in Oslo in 2009, John Cleese is back on tour in the UK under the amended title, Alimony Tour.

The Monty Python actor’s divorce from third wife, Alyce Faye Echelberger, led to a pay out of £12 million.

In Norway, Cleese told audiences: “I’m here, my friends, because frankly I need the money.”

Cleese’s well known dry, black humour is now generating income based on details of his divorce: “Think what I’d have had to pay Alyce if she had contributed anything to the relationship.”

— The London Telegraph

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Mmmm Mmmm

By Age 46 I expect Thrasher to be a washed up Canadian folk/Rock singer who’s signature voice sounds more like my grandpa than the Darth Vader cum Bob Dylan vocalist he used to be.

BTW, when I get the photos back from Thanksgiving, you can be shocked and awed at what we had to contend with here in Taiwan.

Its the MOST wonderful time… of the year………………..
-MPM

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Tony Curtis

Tony Curtis has died. He was the star of films such as the “Great Race,” “Houdini,” “Spartacus,” and “Some Like it Hot,” and made appearances next to Hollywood giants like Jack Lemon, Jimmy Stewart, Audry Hepburn and Kirk Douglas. He was directed by Hollywood legends such as Stanley Kubrick as well.

His long, strong, and varied career displayed his broad talents and mastery of style. He himself is worthy of legend but probably the most memorable thing about Tony Curtis are the perfectly suited roles in larger-than life movies from the post-World War II and Cold War era of Hollywood.

Though married 5 times, his most famous was to Janet Leigh of “Psycho” fame with whom he fathered Jame Lee Curtis and Kelly Curtis.

My personal favorite Tony Curtis movie is “The Great Race” in which he drives around in a car that I swear the studio loaned to make “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.”

R.I.P. Tony Curtis

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