WGOUT FM DJ excerpts

From a recent IM chat:

MoshPitMatt says:
Chainsaw Enema (featuring Thrasher)’s new album “Birdshit and Pus” is a hit!
Thrasher says:
And now we’ll play a record from Matt’s Oozing Wound’s newest CD, “Toe Sand”

Flashbacks, anyone? (Time Warp edition)

I didn’t sleep for crap last night. Not sure why.

Anyway, my exploding toe reminds me of all the cuts and crap from getting jumped in Over-the-Rhine… maybe its all the creams to keep it from getting more infected… anyway…

Thinking about those days inspired this post. Remember MPM Jumping off of Ieter’s couch?

Reduced blood flow to the brain can induce unconsciousness…

While discussing recent health problems, Thrasher informed me that, because his unit is roughly in scale (meaning relative to his body size) with this one:

he has been suffering from bouts of blacking out from the huge amount of blood being withheld in his enormous penis.

To which I replied: Boo face for you!! (see below)

To which he said “its o.k., I usually can’t keep it going long enough to make a difference”:

But I then informed him of my problem with extraordinarily large balls:

but that I shoot enormous loads:

so I figured it was o.k….

“Giant ‘S’”….

I’m sorry…

I can’t get enough of these kind of things these days…:

… and I’m gonna call him A$$hole…

I found this on Once Upon a Win… Another Cheezburger site that I frequent (like Failblog, etc.)

(Detailed posting on OUAW is here.)

Every single Christmas party I was “Santa” at in Japan played “Last Christmas”, and really… its not much of a Christmas song, nor is it for kids, nor very “merry”… I loved the ultra literal “interpretation” video above though….

Happy Holidays

MPM

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