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Mosh Pit Music Classics, Lobo, and the TMP.net mascot

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:42:20 +0000

Listen to this while viewing this post….

Welcome to the Mosh Pit

Whatever... you guys still suck..

TMP.net gets visitors….

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:03:18 +0000

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

Below is a list of search terms that yielded The Mosh Pit.net in the last few days…Yugo mayonnaise.. wtf!?!?!

Today

Search term	Views
babes and guns	2
the hottie with a gun	2
fill in the blank movie quotes from 1988	1
pamela anderson 80s	1
mosh pit training	1
*yugo mayonnaise*	1
woman with gun	1
young tits	1
pam andersons	1

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Don’t believe me? Check out this Google search return:

Update!:
“Yugo-mayonnaise” is now in the Urban dictionary…Don’t believe me? check it out!

Dude!!! Your tits work!!?!?!

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:32:48 +0000

Duuuuuuude!!

In having a rather bizarre conversation with a former frequent visitor to the Mosh Pit who just had a second baby, I suggested that her husband help with the breast feeding… I suggested that I thought his tits were non-functional but I had never tried… then I thought… I wonder if its possible. Through the miracle of the interwebs, I found my answer on Wikipidea.. source of all that is true and factual.

It is a condition called gynecomastia. It can also be a side effect of anti-psychotic drugs, but I have never lactated.. er… anyway, More information can be found here.

I wonder what he thought about the brown hole in space…

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:10:51 +0000

Yet more uses for this catch phrase!

From the folks at Comixed

Corporal Lars Wade

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:11:44 +0000

Lars totally looks like Giovanni

Homage to :Totally Looks Like

WGOUT FM DJ excerpts

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:59:41 +0000

From a recent IM chat: MoshPitMatt says: Chainsaw Enema (featuring Thrasher)’s new album “Birdshit and Pus” is a hit! Thrasher says: And now we’ll play a record from Matt’s Oozing Wound’s newest CD, “Toe Sand” Related posts:IKEA Mosh Pit Music … Continue reading → Related posts:

Flashbacks, anyone? (Time Warp edition)

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:06:23 +0000

I didn’t sleep for crap last night. Not sure why.

Anyway, my exploding toe reminds me of all the cuts and crap from getting jumped in Over-the-Rhine… maybe its all the creams to keep it from getting more infected… anyway…

Thinking about those days inspired this post. Remember MPM Jumping off of Ieter’s couch?

(broken by some Japanese corporate fuckfaces (so…)

Reduced blood flow to the brain can induce unconsciousness…

Mosh Pit Matt — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:49:26 +0000

While discussing recent health problems, Thrasher informed me that, because his unit is roughly in scale (meaning relative to his body size) with this one:

Monsters of cock!

he has been suffering from bouts of blacking out from the huge amount of blood being withheld in his enormous penis.

To which I replied: Boo face for you!! (see below)

Extreme Boo face!!!

To which he said “its o.k., I usually can’t keep it going long enough to make a difference”:

Worse than ShamWow Vince?

But I then informed him of my problem with extraordinarily large balls:

Actual drawing of MPM

but that I shoot enormous loads:

I got sperm that jingle jangle jingles!

so I figured it was o.k….

“Giant ‘S’”….

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:39:04 +0000

I’m sorry…

I can’t get enough of these kind of things these days…:

… and I’m gonna call him A$$hole…

Mosh Pit Matt — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:57:36 +0000

I found this on Once Upon a Win… Another Cheezburger site that I frequent (like Failblog, etc.)

(Detailed posting on OUAW is here.)

Every single Christmas party I was “Santa” at in Japan played “Last Christmas”, and really… its not much of a Christmas song, nor is it for kids, nor very “merry”… I loved the ultra literal “interpretation” video above though….

Happy Holidays

MPM