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Tag Archives: Haiku
Counting Lessons
Two hundred and six bones in the human body. I’m on eighty-three.
Legs Wide Open
I’ve been thinking ’bout how it takes a special girl for DVDA.
How to Get Ahead in Life
Your head in my hands. Your torso back at your house. Who’s laughing now, bitch?
Hazards of the trade
Straitjacket too tight. I can’t rub my itching nose. Satan, please shut up.
I should be on ‘CSI’… or ‘Dexter’
Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab- Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab! Victim stabbed twelve times.