Tag Archives: Haiku

Counting Lessons

Two hundred and six bones in the human body. I’m on eighty-three.

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Legs Wide Open

I’ve been thinking ’bout how it takes a special girl for DVDA.

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How to Get Ahead in Life

Your head in my hands. Your torso back at your house. Who’s laughing now, bitch?

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Hazards of the trade

Straitjacket too tight. I can’t rub my itching nose. Satan, please shut up.

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I should be on ‘CSI’… or ‘Dexter’

Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab- Stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab-stab! Victim stabbed twelve times.

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