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Rules for online dating (part I)

Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 by Mosh Pit Matt

d) I don’t think I need to cover “a few extra pounds”. 100 extra is more than “a few”. Continue reading →

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All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Hentai

Posted on Tuesday, June 2, 2009 by Thrasher

Never swim alone. Never trust your boss who wears sunglasses ALL the time. The harder and rougher you rape a woman, the more likely she will fall in love with your cock. Lubrication is a myth. Just shove it straight … Continue reading →

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How to Ruin Your Career as a Public Figure

Posted on Sunday, May 31, 2009 by Thrasher

Completely devote yourself to parapsychology. Have the intern you were having an affair with suddenly disappear. Get caught fapping in a movie theater or men’s public restroom. Keep monkeys in your house and regularly have sleepovers with children you don’t … Continue reading →

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