The Mosh Pit » Misogyny

So yeah, women drivers…

Thrasher — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 13:18:02 +0000

‘Nuff said.

Hiatus

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 13:30:08 +0000

We are still around but Thrasher and I (Mosh Pit Matt) have some other things to attend to at the moment and are too swamped to post. Keep watching, we’ll be back soon with some lists and reviews and everything you have come to know and love.

-MPM

Bacon is Good for Me

When you start with that attitude…

Thrasher — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 03:54:24 +0000

…you can expect the same in reverse. Now go make me a sammich.

THIS is how Nachos are done…

That might be a bit much, even for me

Thrasher — Thu, 19 May 2011 03:22:29 +0000

Chelsea Charms and her 164 XXX boobs: Related posts: This is what happens when Roger Ebert drinks a bit too much Dammit, why does Japan get all the good game shows? Everything I know about lovin’ I learned from Skweezy Related posts:

So, I was shopping for a mail-order bride the other day…

Thrasher — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 04:06:26 +0000

Needless to say, the manager and I had a few words.

Words Women Need to Learn to Use

Mosh Pit Matt — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:51:54 +0000

When asked a “yes” or “no” type question…

One should begin their answer with “yes” or “no.” They may later add more information, but answering such a question with commentary is both extremely confusing and somewhat rude. It implies that you do not care what the person asking has said.

So, ladies. Lets review:

When someone asks you a question (usually with the copula “to be,” or the verbs “to have,” or “to do” as in “Are you a god?” or “Do you like anal?” or “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”) You should start your answer with

YES

NO

And not with:

“Well, I went shopping today and I found this great sweater and it totally suits you, you should wear more brown, you know that? It really looks good on you…. and by the way, why did you not pick up the phone immediately when I called just now, were you having sex?? oh! are you free Thursday, my girlfriends want to go out and practice our Estonian at this great Latvian restaurant that serves only healthy grains and seaweed… some of them would like to talk to you in English for .0004 seconds…….”

That’s… confusing and irritating and it usually pisses us men off. So, instead of bitching about how hard it is to communicate with men, please learn to use the language properly first. If you are unable to answer at the moment, please say so. “I’m sorry I’m busy, I will answer in a moment.”

Its hard to communicate with toddlers too… shall men treat you like that???
Lesson concluded.

Please Pay Attention

Mosh Pit Matt’s Laminated List – 2011 Edition

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 03:40:34 +0000

Gillian Anderson — Much like Thrasher my #1 has not changed. She pretty much has everything that suits my taste in women. I was never a big fan of The X-Files, but I watched it religiously just to catch glimpses of her. When people ask “what is your ‘type,’” I invariably answer “Gillian Anderson.”
Kim Kardashian— Jumping from nothing to second is this lovely specimen. I knew a girl in Japan that looked a bit like her, only not in all the same places… Sometimes my kinkiest fantasies involve Kim Kardashian…
Michelle Yeoh — Retaining her strong 3rd is one of my all time favorites. I repeat myself: not only is she stunningly beautiful, she also has a class and sophistication that are rare in many Asian actresses today and she has a grace and beauty of movement that can almost certainly be attributed to her ability to completely mop the floor with mere mortals.
Beyoncé Knowles — I don’t see this “Child” being bumped from 4th anytime soon. She’s always got it goin’ on… She’s also the only Austin Powers’ girl to remain on the list…
Natalie Portman — In my growing list of “chicks that make geeks drool” I have to add Padamame or PandaBear or whatever her name is… I don’t care if she’s preggers, I just care it isn’t mine! And as Harry Plinkett said “Who wouldn’t want to dock their probe into Natalie’s Port… man…
Ziyi Zhang — It took me a while, but after watching “Horsemen” for the 3rd time, she made the list. She has been in a bunch of good movies, she’s smart and talented, and in her role in the Horsemen, I kinda think she was playing herself… which gives her points for “Goth Chick” appeal.
Cindy Crawford — Never lower than 7th.. I’ve been in love with Cindy since High School. The Superficial has a comment about her that she will be the hottest chick in the nursing home. She is aging nicely I must say. (She’ll be on here until I die.)
Cate Blanchett — Still in at 8th is the mysterious, stunning, talented and gorgeous Cate… my previous commentary still holds true.
Jessica Alba — Keeping honors and moving up to 9th is the increadibly sexy and quite aquatic Jessica Alba… mmm I still dream about a trip to Palau or Rota with her…
Winona Ryder — Dropping to last is this Brat-packer. This year she gets added cred (and salvation for the list) for coming out as Spock’s mom!!!

Honorable Mentions:

Molly Ringwold
Mia Sara
Yuna Natsuo
Jennifer Grey
Megumi Yasu

Donuts and Fries… DEVO rocks!!

Mosh Pit Matt — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 06:24:23 +0000

Been on a New Wave kick of late… so here is my offering…

Post-Halloween Blues

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 11:29:28 +0000

Yup… Halloween is over… oh well…I wore the same costume I wear every year “indigent archaeologist”

Computers, Part I

Mosh Pit Matt — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 04:27:55 +0000