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Would the real Wolverine please stand up

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:07:44 +0000

Those of you who know the comics, the movies, the music, and The Mosh Pit will know the answer:

Comic Book hero as the standard by which to judge: Altered, rapid healing, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin.

Badass in Yellow Spandex

Huge Jack Man: Definitely looks the part, plays it well, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, unique facial hair, (on-screen) pissy attitude, but come on… Aussies talk big, but Kiwis can still kick their butts…:

Would Wolverine allow a chick to ream out is stink-star?

Glenn (Polish city) Danzig: Definitely looks the part, punches people who get close to the stage, looks most like the comic book Wolverine, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, probably would cry like a girl if hit with anything more firm than a rubbery dildo, plus his music entered the toilet in the last few years:

Its like Lobo meets Wolverine

Mosh Pit Matt, comes back from near death in less a week each of 5 times in 10 years, and grows a beard faster than any known human, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, but has already had better, has only lost a 6-1 fight, enjoys eating raw chicken dipped in raw egg and garlic and is considered by NOAA to be an unstoppable source of greenhouse gas emissions due to pizza and curry intake:

Shake it off you pansy...

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Always try to live by, this one motto I do…

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:30:40 +0000

If comes the day that I pass before you all… remember… I always made the most of my life… DO! or do not… there is no “try”

Yeah? Well, so’s your mother!

Thrasher — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:54:20 +0000

You know, I have a damn good memory, but I’m not sure I could remember all of these and keep them ready for the perfect use:

I wish they’d included stuff from the “Abuse” section of Monty Python’s Argument Clinic sketch, though.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:51:00 +0000

Yes, the A-team movie. I saw it. Personally, I was not necessarily transported back to the ’80s, but I must say, the formula was spot-on as a feature film-length A-Team Episode. It fairly blatantly set up sequels and, given the genre, could easily make zillions of them, because, as with the TV version, basically its 4 slightly screwed up individuals working together to accomplish the ridiculous with a minimum loss of life. I was somewhat disappointed in the fact that it seems a fair number of “miscellaneous” bad guys had to actually get killed (As opposed to the TV version when you saw at least a brief glimpse of every shot-at bad-guy getting away…)… And the whole “B.A. finds spirituality” sub-plot was a bit distracting, though, I like how it added depth to his character and could be used again effectively. Face and Murdoch were also given greater depth, and I felt that though Hannibal was given tremendous deference by the team, I felt as though he was a bit to Qui-gon-i in his delivery and the film’s treatment of him.

Over all, it was the roller coaster ride of action I had hoped for with all the corn and ridiculousness needed to make it… the A-Team (*queue music: “BRATATATAT!!…”)

R.I.P. Dennis Hopper

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 30 May 2010 07:58:41 +0000

Dennis Hopper, a Unique Talent

Actor and Director Dennis Hopper has died after a prolonged struggle with prostate cancer at the age of 74. His unique talents and style won him critical acclaim. Best known for his role in the 1969 hit “Easy Rider”, Hopper’s talents and broad abilities were applied in many types of roles, typically offbeat and anti-hero types.

My personal favorite role by Hopper was his appearance as the slightly manic and very fried photojournalist of Col. Walter Kurtz in 1979′s “Apocalypse Now.”

Did you know that IF is the middle word in Life?

I wonder what he thought about the brown hole in space…

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:10:51 +0000

Yet more uses for this catch phrase!

From the folks at Comixed

Corporal Lars Wade

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:11:44 +0000

Lars totally looks like Giovanni

Homage to :Totally Looks Like

Poignant movie quote…

Thrasher — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:27:10 +0000

Who says there’s a formula?

Some days are not as good as others…

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:42:21 +0000

Yeah… that’s currently me…

This is just for kicks…

MPM’s Imperial Military Theme Contest

Mosh Pit Matt — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:30:16 +0000

When I take over the world and stuff… which of the following should I use? (Warning: first one is nearly 10 minutes long and the second 5)

The Imperial March

-or-

The Throne Room March

Geek out babies!!

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