Favorite Movie Quotes, Part 2 of ??
by Mosh Pit Matt on February 15, 2010
in Feces, Lists, Movies
Again, presented in no particular order:
Dr. Elsa Schneider: “What’s this one?”
Indiana Jones: “The Ark of the Covenant”
Dr. Elsa Schneider: “Are you sure?”
Indiana Jones: “Pretty sure…”
— Alison Doody and Harrison Ford Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989
Vizzini: “Inconcievable!”
Indigo Montoya: “I do not think this word means what you think it means.”
— Wallace Shawn and Mandy Patinkin The Princess Bride 1987
George S. Patton: “When I want ‘em to understand I give it to ‘em loud and I give it to ‘em dirty.”
— George C. Scott Patton 1970
Spare me my life!
by Mosh Pit Matt on December 15, 2009
in EngRish, Feces, Music, Randomness, Tasteless, Video
This video …. I just couldn’t stop laughing….
I especially like the knife-wielding dude with the do-rag under his nose….
I thought this was the end-all-be all of videos like this until I found…
But not to be outdone, some Dutch folk came up with this gem NOT WORK SAFE:
Reality check
by Mosh Pit Matt on December 12, 2009
in Current Depravity
For those of you who were wondering where I was for two weeks. I was in the hospital, quite ill because I had let myself go completely to shit.
Its a long story and more frightening sounding than it was to experience it first-hand but what I can say is:
Eat balanced, drink in moderation, get some sleep, and for goodness sakes, when you start feeling tired all the time and can’t control your eating, sleeping, drinking or anything else, stop, slow down, and talk to a doctor before it gets too late. I Was nearly dead when I went in to the hospital, and though I’m still having a hard time walking, I’m feeling a lot better.
Here’s a photo of my most important tools while in the hospital. :P
I'm the only person I know who ever overflowed a bed pan
Good news: I lost 23lbs in the hospital and I look SEXY! ;)
I’ll be right back, I gotta run to the store
by Mosh Pit Matt on October 10, 2009
in Feces, Pictures, Randomness
Yup, I just can’t get enough of these, and I’m fresh out…. I just gotta go run down to the store and pick up a bag of…
see more Engrish
The Model of Efficiency….
by Mosh Pit Matt on July 25, 2009
in Feces, Food, Pictures, Randomness
I recently dined at a fine establishment called “Modern Toilet.”
Here are some photos:
It also tasted as it looks :P
Yeah, I left something behind, under the glass of the sink-top table
Tub Au Gratin
A little bit o' frozen Poo
A bit more Poo
Dig In!
And I didn't even have to leave the table
The Place has a REAL toilet….:
Modern Toilet???? A Hole in the floor and a Urinal??
In closing I will comment on the following photo from Fail Blog… it was the inspiration for this journey and this post.
Yes, I traveled 6000 Miles to eat in a Sh!t themed restaurant. Don’t hate me for being awesome.
IS it anything like an In-and-Out burger?
Brought to us by the guys over at Fail Blog
p.s. This post is dedicated to Beth, Patrick, and McDougal
