Three wishes well-spent

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WGOUT FM DJ excerpts

From a recent IM chat:

MoshPitMatt says:
Chainsaw Enema (featuring Thrasher)’s new album “Birdshit and Pus” is a hit!
Thrasher says:
And now we’ll play a record from Matt’s Oozing Wound’s newest CD, “Toe Sand”

Reduced blood flow to the brain can induce unconsciousness…

While discussing recent health problems, Thrasher informed me that, because his unit is roughly in scale (meaning relative to his body size) with this one:

he has been suffering from bouts of blacking out from the huge amount of blood being withheld in his enormous penis.

To which I replied: Boo face for you!! (see below)

To which he said “its o.k., I usually can’t keep it going long enough to make a difference”:

But I then informed him of my problem with extraordinarily large balls:

but that I shoot enormous loads:

so I figured it was o.k….

Wave your penis in the air until it is covered in bees.

I guess this is why my penis is always swollen…

Sounds like an experience I had living in the ‘Pit….

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