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Oh, Japan… You do so crack me up!

Thrasher — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:00:45 +0000

I assume this is from an English slang book?

In any case, it is nice to see the kids are taking language lessons from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, though.

♫EGO sum Cornholio!!!!♫

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:37:26 +0000

Are you threatening me? Where I come from we have but ONE Bunghole…

Is that TP you are wearing? I need TP for my Bunghole!!

Oder "Ich bien Cornholio!!!"

Found at the Faerie Vikings.

Happy Easter BAWK! BAWK!

So, I was shopping for a mail-order bride the other day…

Thrasher — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 04:06:26 +0000

Needless to say, the manager and I had a few words.

Words Women Need to Learn to Use

Mosh Pit Matt — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:51:54 +0000

When asked a “yes” or “no” type question…

One should begin their answer with “yes” or “no.” They may later add more information, but answering such a question with commentary is both extremely confusing and somewhat rude. It implies that you do not care what the person asking has said.

So, ladies. Lets review:

When someone asks you a question (usually with the copula “to be,” or the verbs “to have,” or “to do” as in “Are you a god?” or “Do you like anal?” or “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”) You should start your answer with

YES

NO

And not with:

“Well, I went shopping today and I found this great sweater and it totally suits you, you should wear more brown, you know that? It really looks good on you…. and by the way, why did you not pick up the phone immediately when I called just now, were you having sex?? oh! are you free Thursday, my girlfriends want to go out and practice our Estonian at this great Latvian restaurant that serves only healthy grains and seaweed… some of them would like to talk to you in English for .0004 seconds…….”

That’s… confusing and irritating and it usually pisses us men off. So, instead of bitching about how hard it is to communicate with men, please learn to use the language properly first. If you are unable to answer at the moment, please say so. “I’m sorry I’m busy, I will answer in a moment.”

Its hard to communicate with toddlers too… shall men treat you like that???
Lesson concluded.

Please Pay Attention

Cat Food

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 06:47:02 +0000

This is a buddy of mine.

Lovely work…

Yum!!

Throw out your Teddy Bears!

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 23:45:51 +0000

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Full of awesomeness!!

Since MPM lives out of the U.S…

Thrasher — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:52:13 +0000

…his brother had to go to the hospital when his mother was hospitalized:

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What’s black and kind of nutty?

Mosh Pit Matt — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 07:14:43 +0000

I found this at a local FamilyMart (a convenience store chain here in Taiwan and Japan). The Chinese characters in white are “O Ba Ma”… convenient, but they mean Good European Horse (in order of appearance “Europe Good-Horse”).

(Note: Single Serve… LETS HOPE!)

This is gold.

Post-Halloween Blues

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 11:29:28 +0000

Yup… Halloween is over… oh well…I wore the same costume I wear every year “indigent archaeologist”

Hero Names

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 06:45:12 +0000

This week our heroes discuss their Super Hero Identities…