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Would the real Wolverine please stand up

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:07:44 +0000

Those of you who know the comics, the movies, the music, and The Mosh Pit will know the answer:

Comic Book hero as the standard by which to judge: Altered, rapid healing, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin.

Badass in Yellow Spandex

Huge Jack Man: Definitely looks the part, plays it well, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, unique facial hair, (on-screen) pissy attitude, but come on… Aussies talk big, but Kiwis can still kick their butts…:

Would Wolverine allow a chick to ream out is stink-star?

Glenn (Polish city) Danzig: Definitely looks the part, punches people who get close to the stage, looks most like the comic book Wolverine, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, probably would cry like a girl if hit with anything more firm than a rubbery dildo, plus his music entered the toilet in the last few years:

Its like Lobo meets Wolverine

Mosh Pit Matt, comes back from near death in less a week each of 5 times in 10 years, and grows a beard faster than any known human, unique facial hair, pissy attitude, if possible would bone Anna Paquin, but has already had better, has only lost a 6-1 fight, enjoys eating raw chicken dipped in raw egg and garlic and is considered by NOAA to be an unstoppable source of greenhouse gas emissions due to pizza and curry intake:

Shake it off you pansy...

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MPM visits Thrasher!

Thrasher — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 19:48:45 +0000

A temporary deportation puts MPM back in the country for a few weeks, so he managed to elude Boss Hogg and Roscoe P. Coltraine long enough to make it down to these here parts.

Anyway, we took some time to work on the site and check out a few other things (Dirty Midgets… what?!) while he was here:

Plotting world domination by way of midget porn

And of course, one for posterity:

When you look up 'awesome' in the dictionary, this is the accompanying illustration

Safe journeys back to Ohio and Asia, my friend…

TMP.net gets visitors….

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:03:18 +0000

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

Below is a list of search terms that yielded The Mosh Pit.net in the last few days…Yugo mayonnaise.. wtf!?!?!

Today

Search term	Views
babes and guns	2
the hottie with a gun	2
fill in the blank movie quotes from 1988	1
pamela anderson 80s	1
mosh pit training	1
*yugo mayonnaise*	1
woman with gun	1
young tits	1
pam andersons	1

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Don’t believe me? Check out this Google search return:

Update!:
“Yugo-mayonnaise” is now in the Urban dictionary…Don’t believe me? check it out!

14 years later…

Thrasher — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 21:58:51 +0000

So, I was up in SinSinNasty for the weekend to party with my sister and a couple of her friends. Sunday, before going home, I decided to visit the old stomping grounds.

For starters… THE ‘PIT IS BLUE NOW!!!

A few of the old hangouts were still open, such as Murphy’s Pub:

Uncle Woody’s is still open, although I believe it’s under new ownership:

…and hell, the Bearcat even looks to be a classy joint these days:

Calhoun Hall, where most of us met:

I almost took a walk through Piss Alley (there by DuBois bookstore), but decided against it.

I tried driving through campus, but apparently, they’ve completely redone the roads in there, and I ended up having to turn around and leave. If my stomach hadn’t been rebelling on me a bit from a weekend of hard drinking, I would’ve taken the foot tour, but it wasn’t in the cards today.

Otherwise, with the inclusion of a lot of chain restaurants, and some of the businesses changing names or their building façades, it was like seeing the place with new eyes all over again.

I’ll probably have to make another trip up there and take more time to look around, but it brought back a lot of good memories.

Please excuse our dust

Thrasher — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 02:00:05 +0000

Turns out the theme we’ve been using has since gone commercial, so I need to change it. Expect the look to be changing and some stuff temporarily not working correctly over the weekend. Related posts:Flashbacks, anyone? (Time Warp edition) Which … Continue reading → Related posts:

IKEA

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 09:06:32 +0000

This conversation started with the discussion of the tragic interstate accident near Louisville, Kentucky.. and it went to a … strange place ala Mosh Pit…

Thrasher says: “The tractor-trailer is registered in Alabama. According to Kentucky State Police, the tractor-trailer lost control, crossed the median, hit the van, then hit the rock wall, and burst into flames”
MPM says: it became gay?
Thrasher says: Yeah… oh….Kiiiiinda speaking of which Homework for next class:
MPM says: “Dr. Berman: ‘write procedure ‘Bugger””
Thrasher says: We’re supposed to pick a song and give a 2-5 minute presentation of how it was significant in American culture….
I’m debating using Queen’s “Body Language”, since it was the first video ever banned by MTV, Got a better suggestion?
MPM says: http://www.ilike.com/artist/The+Outhere+Brothers/track/I+Wanna+Fuck+You+in+the+Ass
thats the only think I can think of
Thrasher says: rofl
hmmm… That was akin to my other idea of Slayer’s “Reign In Blood” because it’s *freaking awesome*, and that’s all I had
MPM says: hahahaha
ROFL
Thrasher says: The problem with the Queen song is that it’s totally unremarkable otherwise.
MPM says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwDKz0r6fY its just wrong…
Thrasher says: Are you searching YT for “ass fuck” or something?
MPM says: no, it came up as related
haha
Thrasher says: nice
MPM says: once in a while I’m looking up something totally innocuous for my students and something unimaginably pornographic comes up
Thrasher says: Interesting

Hmmm… Wonder if I can work this one in: 1991: First Rocker to Eat the Remains of His Dead Bandmate
EURONYMOUS
Norwegian black-metal band Mayhem’s frontman Dead blows his own head apart with a shotgun. Guitarist Euronymous cooks up Dead’s brain fragments in a stew with ham, vegetables and paprika, then chows down.
MPM says: ROFL
go with that, but wait
Thrasher says: Yeha, not really a song
MPM says: it didn’t necessarily influence AMERICAN culture
Thrasher says: just an interesting factoid
MPM says: sounds more like a representation of Scanadanavian living
but if you can work in an Ikea reference
I think you have a shot
Thrasher says: rofl

Flashbacks, anyone? (Garage Days edition)

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:20:14 +0000

Not much to look at, but this is the best quality I could find on YouTube that didn’t have a lot of concert BS… Except for the TimeWarp, we never announced stuff… it just came on to kick you in the butt.

Without further nonsense…

Doesn’t matter much to me…

Once a month at the Mosh Pit

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:50:07 +0000

’nuff said.

Flashbacks, anyone? (Time Warp edition)

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 05:06:23 +0000

I didn’t sleep for crap last night. Not sure why.

Anyway, my exploding toe reminds me of all the cuts and crap from getting jumped in Over-the-Rhine… maybe its all the creams to keep it from getting more infected… anyway…

Thinking about those days inspired this post. Remember MPM Jumping off of Ieter’s couch?

(broken by some Japanese corporate fuckfaces (so…)

Little Known Facts about MPM (vol. 1)

Mosh Pit Matt — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:10:57 +0000

I love cowboy music.

Here is a song I like.

However, finding a full version of it online to listen to for free is almost impossible.

So, here is one you can hear well at least:

Yeehaw!