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The End…

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:27:40 +0000

At one time in life, change comes and one day that change will be the passing away of someone or something…

You only live twice
Once when you are born
And once when
you look death in the face

(Ian Flemming from Basho).

Shakespeare wrote the best farewell that can be given among friends:

CASSIUS:
Forever and forever farewell, Brutus.
If we do meet again, we’ll smile indeed.
If not, ’tis true this parting was well made.

BRUTUS:
Why then, lead on. Oh, that a man might know
The end of this day’s business ere it come!
But it sufficeth that the day will end,
And then the end is known.—Come, ho! Away!

Thus ends one stage of life, and begins another… come, ho! away!

-MPM

I can’t understand why people consider the Syfy network a joke now…

Thrasher — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:09:33 +0000

Sharktopus… Need I say more?

I’ll take “People Who Deserve To Be Shot” for $600, Alex

TMP.net gets visitors….

Mosh Pit Matt — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:03:18 +0000

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

Below is a list of search terms that yielded The Mosh Pit.net in the last few days…Yugo mayonnaise.. wtf!?!?!

Today

Search term	Views
babes and guns	2
the hottie with a gun	2
fill in the blank movie quotes from 1988	1
pamela anderson 80s	1
mosh pit training	1
*yugo mayonnaise*	1
woman with gun	1
young tits	1
pam andersons	1

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Don’t believe me? Check out this Google search return:

Update!:
“Yugo-mayonnaise” is now in the Urban dictionary…Don’t believe me? check it out!

Dude!!! Your tits work!!?!?!

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:32:48 +0000

Duuuuuuude!!

In having a rather bizarre conversation with a former frequent visitor to the Mosh Pit who just had a second baby, I suggested that her husband help with the breast feeding… I suggested that I thought his tits were non-functional but I had never tried… then I thought… I wonder if its possible. Through the miracle of the interwebs, I found my answer on Wikipidea.. source of all that is true and factual.

It is a condition called gynecomastia. It can also be a side effect of anti-psychotic drugs, but I have never lactated.. er… anyway, More information can be found here.

This is why 99.999999999999% of metal is NOT a capella

Thrasher — Thu, 20 May 2010 04:24:35 +0000

I can appreciate the talent here, but this is just… wrong.

Proof I don’t drop near enough acid

Thrasher — Sat, 01 May 2010 04:15:58 +0000

No related posts.

IKEA

Mosh Pit Matt — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 09:06:32 +0000

This conversation started with the discussion of the tragic interstate accident near Louisville, Kentucky.. and it went to a … strange place ala Mosh Pit…

Thrasher says: “The tractor-trailer is registered in Alabama. According to Kentucky State Police, the tractor-trailer lost control, crossed the median, hit the van, then hit the rock wall, and burst into flames”
MPM says: it became gay?
Thrasher says: Yeah… oh….Kiiiiinda speaking of which Homework for next class:
MPM says: “Dr. Berman: ‘write procedure ‘Bugger””
Thrasher says: We’re supposed to pick a song and give a 2-5 minute presentation of how it was significant in American culture….
I’m debating using Queen’s “Body Language”, since it was the first video ever banned by MTV, Got a better suggestion?
MPM says: http://www.ilike.com/artist/The+Outhere+Brothers/track/I+Wanna+Fuck+You+in+the+Ass
thats the only think I can think of
Thrasher says: rofl
hmmm… That was akin to my other idea of Slayer’s “Reign In Blood” because it’s *freaking awesome*, and that’s all I had
MPM says: hahahaha
ROFL
Thrasher says: The problem with the Queen song is that it’s totally unremarkable otherwise.
MPM says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwDKz0r6fY its just wrong…
Thrasher says: Are you searching YT for “ass fuck” or something?
MPM says: no, it came up as related
haha
Thrasher says: nice
MPM says: once in a while I’m looking up something totally innocuous for my students and something unimaginably pornographic comes up
Thrasher says: Interesting

Hmmm… Wonder if I can work this one in: 1991: First Rocker to Eat the Remains of His Dead Bandmate
EURONYMOUS
Norwegian black-metal band Mayhem’s frontman Dead blows his own head apart with a shotgun. Guitarist Euronymous cooks up Dead’s brain fragments in a stew with ham, vegetables and paprika, then chows down.
MPM says: ROFL
go with that, but wait
Thrasher says: Yeha, not really a song
MPM says: it didn’t necessarily influence AMERICAN culture
Thrasher says: just an interesting factoid
MPM says: sounds more like a representation of Scanadanavian living
but if you can work in an Ikea reference
I think you have a shot
Thrasher says: rofl

Corporal Lars Wade

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:11:44 +0000

Lars totally looks like Giovanni

Homage to :Totally Looks Like

WGOUT FM DJ excerpts

Mosh Pit Matt — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:59:41 +0000

From a recent IM chat: MoshPitMatt says: Chainsaw Enema (featuring Thrasher)’s new album “Birdshit and Pus” is a hit! Thrasher says: And now we’ll play a record from Matt’s Oozing Wound’s newest CD, “Toe Sand” Related posts:IKEA Mosh Pit Music … Continue reading → Related posts:

“Giant ‘S’”….

Mosh Pit Matt — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:39:04 +0000

I’m sorry…

I can’t get enough of these kind of things these days…: